Talk about starting the day off right! This morning, the spirits were shining on me! Not only was our local Starbucks giving away lattes (which, of course, meant that I could treat myself to the liquid crack they call a Gingerbread Latte), I discovered that they were now selling Gingerbread latte syrup! I have never seen it before today – and I almost went into convulsions right there in the store (I didn’t because, you know, there were a lot of people in there and it would have been embarrassing).
Unfortunately I didn’t have any cash on me (hey – everything was free) but I am comfortable in the knowledge that on my way home tonight I can stop in there and pay $5 for 12 ounces of my own heroin equivalent – wonderful artificial flavors and chemical additives and all.
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i hear barium is just as tasty...
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